you want a coke? maybe some fries?

Sometimes I sleep in the dryer. I don't sleep well when I sleep in the dryer and it's hard to get out.

there's a thing that I hid in the back of my head

On Monday, Katherine and I walked around taking pictures with real cameras. Nothing digital. Not that there's anything wrong with digital. I love 1's and 0's.



There were a lot of collapsed pumpkins to be seen.


What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

And Bob Barker, being creepier than ever.

I'm not gay, it's just my sense of humour.

Doing stuff like this,

sort of makes me feel crazy.

A pink balloon and a cameo by my slippers.

like a table ceaselessly being set

Here's a little graph I drew, explaining how being cool works (for the most part).


Sometimes I kind of wish I had a real camera and I wonder how long the drums will be not set up.


Now I would like to tell you a story about the hand that melted the ice.

I'm feeling picky

This is the danger zone, this is where I came in.

Take them anywhere! Take them to school. Take them to the office. Kid is to adult as school is to office. So that's basically the same place. Take them to the TV? All the way to the TV? Take them trick or treating? More like give them out. And what kind of costume is that? Damn you Reece.


Sounds like a gun manufacturer.


Weak, tight Muscles. The Canadian Pain Coalition has been making you feel pain since their foundation in 2002. Feel the pain.

Words to live by

Lord, please don't take me away